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This issue of The Sharioot is NOT an accurate representation of teachers, students and events at New Hyde Park Memorial Junior-Senior High School. Any resemblance of actual events is PURELY coincidental. All of the articles above are fictitious. If you have any problems with this humor, feel free to email us at kimhannah@sewanhakaschools.org and marzanogreg@sewanhhakaschools.org and let us know, even though you probably won't even read this.

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